First off this is NOT the girl in the pictures in her ad on Backpage or NaughtyReviews. The pictures are of a fitness model named Madison Gordon. When I called her on it over the phone she conceded that they weren't her but insisted that I wouldn't be disappointed and started blasting out her stats 34d, 120lbs etc etc but this was of course after she first lied about it being her. I went ahead with the date. She wouldn't discuss anything over the phone in terms of do's and don'ts which I grudgingly accepted as her being "safe" which of course I understand and support.
She gets to the room and So I leave the donation in an envelope for her so she doesn't need to ask and 30 seconds after she stuffed it in her purse she unleashed the terms and conditions. The $250 is for an hour of time and companionship, nude rub down and a BJ and how for only an extra $200 I could get full service. Well as this isn't my first rodeo I said that was quite a bit above going rate and not what I was interested in. We settled on full service for 45 minutes. No kissing, no DATY, no dirty talk, no greek. Okay no some of these things I get but we can't even kiss for $250?
We start with the most clumsy body rub I've ever had. An epileptic having a seizure would have been more sensual. So after a few minutes she start rubbing my member and for a half a second I think okay this might not totally suck. The BJ wasn't bad but it sounded like she was trying to suck start a 747. It was clear at this point she was trying to finish at get out. I asked her if I got multiple pops in the 45 minutes and I didn't get a "no sweetie", I got "absolutely not". I ask her to slow down and I think she actually nearly doubled her speed. At that point I just wanted to be done.
Guys save your money, don't call this one. All I want is a shower and the last hour of my life to do over.