Complaint Review: frank larry - accra Internet

ORIGINAL CONTACT EMAIL from: Mrs. Faith King March 5, 2008 Hello Friend, My name is Mrs.faith King I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through you.You may be wondering why I chose you. But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for.I have been touched by the lord to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to charity through you for the good work of humanity,rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds inappropriately. I have asked the lord to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has,because He is merciful. I will be going in for an operation,and I pray that I survive the operation. I have decided to WILL/Donate the sum of $5.5 Million (Five Million five Hundred thousand Dollars) to charity through you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless,less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all the rest I can get. Presently,I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.If you are interested in carrying out this task,i will inform my Family Lawyer so that he can arrange the release of the funds to you. I know i have never met you but my mind tells me to do this,and I hope you act sincerely.I will pay you 30% of this money if you will assist me because I am now too weak and frigile to do things myself because of my cancer. NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished,as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. Remain Blessed in The Lord Faith King. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR FULL NAME,ADDRESS,TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER ON YOUR REPLY FOR EASY AND IMMEDIATE COMMUNICATION WITH MY CONSULTANT. My First Reply From: Joe Johns March 5, 2008 Hello my dear Mrs. King, I have just this instant received your Email dated March 5, 2008 and I am absolutely flamboozled to hear you are dying of cancer. It tears my heart asunder knowing a wonderful person such as yourself is about to be whisked away right from under our very noses. And, I am so honored that you have chosen me to be your emissary in distributing the funds you have to charity. Tell me, Faith, can I call you Faith? Did you know that Faith is one of the Holy and outstandingly divine trinity of the prettiest names for women? Do you know the other two are Hope and Charity? Egads! I have just had an epiphany, by any chance is your middle name Hope? I cannot agree more that you should donate what you have inherited from your husband instead of allowing your relatives to abscond with it and squander it to enrich their lives. What kind of operation is the good doctor planning for you? I ask only because the doctor in our little town is exceptionally gifted with his procedures and saving souls is Doc Holidays specialty. It is so special that you want to help the motherless and I cannot think of a single reason why anyone, other than those guided and manipulated by the Lord God himself, could possibly be here what with being motherless and all. I am so touched and my heart renders forth frothy blood knowing that the less privileged and widows will be aided by your generosity. I must tell you though that Im a little confused on how you plan to help the widows and the motherless at the same time its a conundrum of massive proportions, sort of like the space time parable that my Great Uncle Alber Teinstein has been studying for decades. Your doctor my not have your best interest at heart, Faith. And, if hes allowing your relatives to hover around you in your sickened state, then it is clearly evident they are trying to suck away your inheritance. It could quite possibly mean your doctor is in cahoots with them. So, Faith, before you pass on and the Banshee comes to get you, how do you perceive we should move on so I can get this money and finally take up being the philanthropist Ive always wanted to be? I await your response with great eagerness. Icom Epeeonyou Druckers Store Petticoat Junction, Tennessee from: Mrs. Faith King to: Joe Johns March 6, 2008 Dear Friend, I am most grateful for your mail, and I seize this opportunity to thank you for your response and to also let you know that I received your e-mail, I am communicating with you only at this moment with regards to this transaction. And I would not have any cause to do otherwise, except you state your intention to withdraw your assistance. Please i will need an assurance that as soon as this fund is transfered into your account it will be safe and used for the charity project Below is the contact of my lawyer who will give you the details of where the fund was deposited and the process for you to claim the funds, NAME: Barrister Frank Larry EMAIL: [email protected] let me know as soon as you get intouch with the lawyerThanks for your cooperation. please ensure this is very confidential hence I will prefer to deal with you alone on this matter. Remain blessed in the Lord Mrs faith king Notice I have completely switched his name around from: Joe Johns to: Barrister Larry Frank March 6, 2008 Subject: Faith Kings Inheritance Dear Mr. Frank, My name is Icom Epeeonyou and for reasons beyond my capacity of comprehension, Mrs. Faith King miraculously contacted me regarding her inheritance in the amount of 5.5 Million dollars and her and I have agreed that I alone will distribute the funds to charity because Mrs. King doesn't want her relatives involved in the feeding frenzy. Personally, I can't tell you how I agree more, Mr. Frank, and I really believe Mrs. King is at the top of her mental faculties even though she is suffering so with cancer. Please get back to me at your earliest convenience so that we can get this monetary ball rolling. Icom Epeeonyou Druckers Store Petticoat Junction, Tennessee Switching his name doesn't bother him in the least, he just picks it up and carries on business as usual. What a trooper! From: Barrister Larry Frank March 7, 2008 Subject: Urgent Informations Attn: Icom Epeeonyou This is to inform you that i have instructions from Mrs Faith King that you have accepted to transfer her said fund, totalling sum of Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars presently deposited in a sundry account of a Bank. Bear in mind that this transaction has been legalised and also all modalities have been put in place for a smooth and effective transfer of the said funds to your nomianted account in your country, So please be rest assured that your safety and that of all the individuals involved in this transaction is fully guranteed by my law firm. I will start up arrangements with the Security Bank as regards the release of the said funds immediately. Note that I have also arranged all the necessaries and legal documents that will back up the claiming and release of the funds to you as the Nominee beneficiary to Mrs Faith King In order to proceed with the processing of the funds release to you. You are required to kindly reconfirm to me, the below information immediately. The below information will be used to represent you as the beneficiary to Mrs Faith King funds: 1. Full Name 2. Contact Address 3. Personal phone numbers 4. Occupation (5) KINDLY SEND TO ME ANY FORM OF IDENTIFICATION WHICH MAY EITHER BE YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICENCE OR PICTURE. I WILL APPRECIATE TO RECEIVED THE FOLLOWING DETAILS FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL: THERE ARE(3) OPTIONS OF WHICH YOU CAN SECURED THESE FUNDS WHICH WILL BE EITHER: YOU ARE ADVISE TO KINDLY CHOOSE ANY OF THIS THREE OPTIONS IN WHICH YOU WILL LIKE TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND. 1) IT IS EITHER YOU WILL BE REQUIRE TO SECURE YOUR PRESENCE IN AFRICA OR EUROPE THERE CORRPODENCE OFFICE FOR THE SIGNING OF THE RELEASE OF THE FUNDS IN CASH AS THE BENEFICIARY . (2) ONLINE BANKING SYSTEM OF WHICH YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT WITH THE BANK FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE CHARITY FUNDS TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT. (3) YOU CAN RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT OF FUNDS VIA SPECIAL DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE WHICH YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COST OF SENDING YOU THE KEYS OF THE CONSIGNMENT AND THE DOCUMENTS VIA FEDEX COURIER SERVICES BEFORE THE CONSIGNMENT CAN BE SHIP TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY. LET ME KNOW WHICH OF THESE OPTIONS ABOVE IS SUITABLE AND CONVENIENT FOR YOU THEN I WILL FUNISH YOU WITH THE CONTACT OF THE FIRM IN MY NEXT EMAIL UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR DETAIL INFORMATION AND STATUS. ALSO I WILL INSTRUCT THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE LEGAL PAPERS EMPOWERING YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY. On the receipt of the above information, I shall proceed further in presenting you as the bonafide beneficiary of the funds. and With this arrangements and plan on ground, the Bank will approve your application with immediate effect and further the released of the said funds to you. Thanks as I anticipately look ahead to your earliest response to my email. Best Regards, Barrister Larry Frank I let him stew for a few days he sends the same note above again and then I get this one: From: Barrister Larry Frank March 15, 2008 Subject: WORRIED Attn: Icom Epeeonyou Hope you are fine, please kinldy update me on the situation of things Best Regards, Barrister Larry Frank from: Joe Johns to: Barrister Larry Frank March 18, 2008 Subject: Urgent Informations Dear Mr. Frank, Thank you for your Email of March 15, 2008 I am sorry for taking so long in getting back to you. I was detained by the revenuers and thrown in prison because of our moonshine business. See, Jed Clampett has been running 'shine here in Petticoat Junction for over 50 years and I hep him out occasional because Jethro Bodine who is Jed's nephew, has a postal delivery route. Ordinarily, Jethro is a fairly squared away guy but when he gets behind the wheel of that Email delivery van he's the biggest screw up you ever have done seen. He puts my Email in someone else's post box, things like that and it really torques my jaw. Anyway, I went to help Jed bottle up some 'shine so's we could run it along Razerback Ridge. It's this little mountain top road here in Tenneesee that sits high above Petticoat Junction. In fact, we're so high, we can look down and see Hooterville and the train pulling into Drucker's store. The Cannonball Express is one fine train, Mr. Frank remind me to send you pictures of it. Ok, there we were, ripping along Razerback Ridge when alla sudden out of the woods popped the damned ole revenuers, stopped us in the middle of our tracks, confiscated our moonshine, read us our rats and hauled us off to the hoosegow. I tell you, it's enough to make me want to give up 'shining and go into truffle hunting with Ellie Mae. I'm sorry for rambling on so but them damnable revenuers get my dander up. Please, tell me what it is I need to do to get this little adventure going. Ohhh, yeah, before I forget, you asked for a picture, this is me Now, send me a picture of yourself, I cant wait to see who Im dealing with Mr. Frank. Sincerely, Icom Epeeonyou Druckers Store Petticoat Junction, Tennessee From: Barrister Larry Frank to: Joe Johns Subject: Contact the Bank March 19, 2008 Attn: Icom Epeeonyou I Received your mail, contact the bank through the email of the contact person,requesting from the bank the procedures for the funds of Mrs Faith King to be transfered into your nominated account. Contact Person: Rev Kojo Steven Name Of Bank: Stanbic Bank (GH) Ghana Address: Valco Trust House Castle Road Ridge Accra Email: [email protected] Meanwhile after contacting the bank let me know the position of things and when you will receive the funds in your account, please take note that this transaction is very confidential expecially before you confirm the funds in your account, for the security of the funds. Yours faithfully Barrister Larry Frank. From: Joe Johns to: Mrs. Faith King Subject: I Am Very Displeased March 19, 2008 My dear, almost departed Mrs. King, I'm afraid I don't know where to start. First off, you must banish your barrister to another plane of existence immediately because he is obviously not performing in your best interests. And, I highly suspect he's in league with your doctor. I say this because of what has happened in the past 24 hours. Indeed, I am concerned that Mr. Larry Frank is, in fact, trying to swindle you. Why would he, after I contacted him, send me off to contact the bank? Isn't he your barrister? Isn't he the one who is supposed to know what's going on around here? Why do I need to contact the bank? He didn't even bother to tell me what I should be contacting them about! Further, your barrister is being paid to do this work so I imagine he should be doing something more than telling me to call someone else. Look, I have an extreme amount of pressure on my shoulders right now and the task you have set upon me is most trying. Do you think for a moment that dividing up 5.5 million dollars to charity is something I do every day? It's not an easy task and I certainly don't need it to be made more difficult by this idiot barrister of yours giving me extra things to do. Now, you either find me someone with more legal knowledge than I have or tell this a*s wipe to pull his head out of his a*s so we can get this show on the road or you can find someone else to give away your inheritance money. Icom Epeeonyou Druckers Store Petticoat Junction, Tennessee From: Mrs. Faith King To: Joe Johns Subject: From Mrs. Faith King March 20, 2008 Dear Icom Epeeonyou, I was glad when i saw your mail expecially as i have been wondering the situation of things, as regard my lawyer you are very correct as i have been having doubt about his ability to conclude this transaction for me. However i pray that the good lord will give me the strenght to conclude this with you. So henceforth be corresponding with me as regard the transaction. As soon as i hear from you i will send you the deposite certificate with which the funds was deposited. Thanks for allyour efforts, Stay Blessed, Mrs Faith King. From: Joe Johns To: Mrs. Faith King Subject: From Mrs. Faith King March 20, 2008 My dear tenacious Mrs. King, I am so awfully pleased to see that you're still among us. For a wee bit there I was beginning to think the arduous task you laid out for me was going to be made even more difficult because of your idiot barrister. I believe barristers and revenuers should all be executed. Speaking of revenuers - the other day Ellie Mae and me was walking along Razerback Ridge with our coon dog, Bluetick. I have to tell ya, that dog has some nose. He's also good at sniffing out truffles. Have you ever had a Tennessee truffle? Let me tell you if you ever have one your tongue will slap your brains out, that's how good they are. Anyway, where was I? Ohhh, yeah...so there we were, Ellie Mae and me and ole Bluetick walking along Razerback Ridge with our truffle baskets and coon huntin' rifles and alla sudden ole Bluetick starts 'a yellering and and 'a howling and hauls off running lickity-split down da ridge. Well, Sir, Ellie Mae and me looked at each other with desperation then ran tearing off after Bluetick. By the time we turned the corner we seen where ole Bluetick had seven revenuers in a tree and they was shaking so bad you'd swear they was leaves. We shot 'em all straight out da tree jess like dey was coons. Now we done had us a problem and boff us realize reel quick dat we couldn't jess leave 'em there lying on the ground so we loaded them up and took 'em straight to Uncle Joe down to the Shady Rest Hotel and game checking station in Petticoat Junction. Imagine our surprise when Uncle Joe handed us $70 dollars! I had no idear there wuz a bounty on revenuers so me 'n Ellie Mae is gonna go revenuer huntin' next week end. I'm sorry, there I go again flappin' my gums instead of thinkin' real hard on the job you have for me. How soon can you send me your inheritance so I can start divvying it up? Do you need me to sign some type of paper? If so, I need to have Granny look it over. Granny is our local notary public. She owns the soda fountain down in Hooterville, it's called "Granny's Got The Runs". Let me know what I need to do so you and I can proceed on this deal. Ohh, yeah, I almost forgot. I thought you'd like to see a picture of our coon dogs. The one on the right is Bluetick. The one in the middle is Snoopy and the one on the left is Barack Obama. Barack is the idiot of the bunch...he jess runs around thinking he's going somewhere and is always barking up the wrong tree. I await patiently for your instructions. Please send me a picture of yourself so I can see how shriveled up you must be from suffering with cancer. Icom Epeeonyou Druckers Store Petticoat Junction, Tennessee