Complaint Review: The Boom Boom Room - Pony Alabama

...does it amaze you that people actually continue to respond to your reports? I mean Chrissy actually wrote you a several paragraphs. I didn't have time to read it though. If I wanted to read a novel, I wouldn't be on here right now. Your comments are sooo funny. I love it. Are you Peter and Charles as well. Please tell me! Have you ever heard of Pony Trail Rd?

Chrissy and Jodi. Oh my what a cat fight. I only wish you 2 lived here in Pony where you could fight it out with each other, NUDE and in the MUD. Which is the only way for girls to settle their differences in my opinion.

jo-idiot, where did I say I read the Onion? What I did say was that leonard/peter should be a writer for the Onion, a publication which I am aware of. Just another lack of comprehension. I posted 'rear your children' once in regards to peter/leonards post, so I guess you are lying again. I never said I went to school in Grand Junction, in fact I was raised in Reynoldsburg, OH (Ohio is damp and miserable - lot's of people like you around) and moved to Denver when I was 19 (just about when you supossedly graduated from high school). Next stupid comment gets a stupid answer in return: yes I was killed when I couldn't make fun of you. Somehow your stupidity brought me back to life - I guess the universe needed me to come back and maintain the balance! Now you say you don't know if 'pony' really exists, then why did you post on 10/02/2007 Piggly Wiggly report: "There IS a Pony Alabama!! All I did was go to ask and type in Pony Alabama. There were tons of results for it. What is Margaret thinking? Just because she hasn't heard of this town, she thinks it don't exist:)". Just another lie. You were the one who posted the information about your perverted husband and the disgusting life you live. If you didn't want it brought up you should not have made it public information. Now you have said "Oh, and didn't I tell you to stop posting to me." and "NOW STOP POSTING TO ME!". My answer to you - a simple NO. If not you threaten to tell more lies - very mature, however your credability was destroyed long before this so tell whatever lies you like - you seem to revel in them (even if you get called out on them over and over). See, I don't freak out over comments from little girls who got pregnant by a child molester. It might help if you learn to read and write a little better though. When you write sentances such as: "They told us this several times when I was like in Elementary School." people know you are uneducated. You were 'like' in elementary school - does that mean you were in something similar to elementary school. Mabey you were in puppy training school - that is 'like' elementary school for dogs. Mabey you meant you were in a school for special (short school bus) children that was similar to the school the intelligent kids went to. That would be my guess. I will await your next temper tantrum. LMAO

Oh , so you have just been copying what Leonard copied from the movie. You like entertainment that has intellectual value...and you like the Onion...hypocrite! How many times did you repost the "rear you children" thing?...at least 3 times. Regarding the other stuff you said about sexual abuse shows your character to everyone that reads this. You have no idea who I am, and you constantly get your facts wrong. It shows how desperate you are. Tell me Chrissy, when they shut your internet access off for those couple of months, did it kill you to not be able to stalk me on here...now please leave me alone. I don't believe these stories, I've never been to Pony AL. I admit, I don't know for sure if the town exists. I've never been there. I'm starting to think that Peter, Leonard, and Charles are the same people. When I went to google Earth, it gave me all the options with Pony. Low and behold, there is one in Phenix City AL. Maybe it's a coincidence, but I don't think so. I think Charles gets his kicks from this and he's laughing at both of us...just my opinion. Lastly, if you can not stop bringing up non existent sexual abuse, I'll have to tell everyone about your sex change operation..OK

jodi read the post - leonard/peter brought up your 'movie line'. I don't watch stupid movies, I like entertainment that has some intellectual value. I'm sure 'knocked up' is of great importance to you because it is a reflection of your life (married at 16 to a 29 year old - knocked up right) but it might not be as important to others. Very strange that a so called 'adult' finds a fictional movie to be so important that you post about it over and over again. See what sexual abuse of a child can cause, severly stunted growth! Did you really graduate from highschool? I find it very hard to believe!

Get a life...really. I never said I bought any of these stories. I ONLY said there is a Pony Alabama, and there is! YOU however have responded here and on other reports as is you bought the stories hook line and sinker. If you look back on my posts, I never even acknowledged the stories...you did though. I never even responded on this post until you brought my name into it. Again, stop uses jokes from the movie "knocked up". In order to be a writer, you have to come up with your own material.

You should start writing for the 'Onion', you are one of the better comedic writers I have come across. You even have some people who thinks this is a true posting (besides jodi - she will believe anything). You should really consider chosing writing as a career, you have a great talent and are wasting it here on ROR. Don't get me wrong - I have fun reading your posts, they are hilarious and always provide a good laugh - but you could make serious $$ with skills like yours! Best of luck 'rearing your children' in the trailer park!

It is obvious that the people posting negative things here are not from Alabama. Food Stamps in Alabama are a RIGHT. We have the right to get whatever those d**n Yankees want to give us. You people took away our moonshine, made us go to school with the coloreds, shot down George Wallace and now you expect us to pay for our own food? You people are crazier than a racoon with his nuts caught in the gears of a tractor. As for the "Manhole" bar, it was started by employees from the Hoover Department of Public Works and is named for the fact they work in manholes. If you people think it means something else, then you are SICK SICK SICK IDIOTS. Jim Webb, the owner of the Manhole and the other bar over in Hoover called the Leather Eagle, is NOT a homosexual. Him and Marvin are just good friends. People who bad mouth Jim and Marvin are just jealous because they have the nicest trailer in the whole town. Get over it, haters! Pony is a nice place to live and "rear your children".

How does a welfare recipient afford to regulary patronize a gay bar? If the last response to this post is correct the information needs to be forwarded to the authorities. Peter can be forced to return the $$ stolen from taxpayers if he is found to be fraudulantly collecting welfare. Unfortunatly, I think this is another post from Peter trying to keep this nonsense going. As a side note, it is amazing how may people in the nonexistant town of Pony have sex changes and frequent the 'high class' gay bars. I have to admit though, the "Manhole" is the most hilarious name for a gay bar I have ever heard - that will keep me LMAO all day.

I am the Assistant Manager for the Boom Boom Room and Peter is not telling you the whole story. First of all, Peter is a regular customer here. He is known as 'Mister Hands'. He is always groping and fondling the new employees, especially the Latino and Asian boys. I was warned about him when I first started working here. He is known as the Mark Foley of Pony. Always drunk and horny. The night in question, yes, a toilet stall door DID get broken, but it was broken by Peter; beacuse Julio (the dishwasher) wouldn't Peter watch him while he took a poopie pooh. Peter got enraged and broke the door. Luckily there were 6 off duty Alabama State Troopers in the club celebrating their lieutenant's recent sex change operation (a huge success I might add) and they tossed Peter out the door before he could do any more damage. The Boom Boom Room is the classiest gay, l*****n and transgender club in all of South Central Alabama; except for Jim Webb's 'The Manhole' over in Redheffer Hollow; and Peter is allowed to come anytime he wants as long as he behaves himself.

Thanks for the laugh! However, I cannot help but wonder, do people actually believe this story is real???? This just seems a bit far-fetched to me.

I think he's funny. The part that gets me, is the number of people who actually think his stories are true. They are so off the wall, nobody with at least a double-digit IQ should believe them, yet people still do. Keep up the good work Peter.

Posting about your peter now are you? I must have missed this, oh, so important report you started quite some time ago. I've seen/read some of the more recent ones. Robert, hang on a sec before you take Patrick up on his advice on what Peter needs from you .... Pete, dude, what's up with you? Why are you starting to post more and more reports on this site, which do nothing but inflame and disgust the readers? They come here expecting to read reports from people who have been ripped off, not your fantasies put in writing. The EDitor of this site works hard to make it a great site for victims of scams to come and get support/help. Why are you going out of your way to mess that up for him? ED is a great guy and he deserves more thanks than he ever gets for all he does here. It really upsets me to see you post the crap you do. Heck, even the Tupper Lake reports normally have truth in them. Truth can be weird, as those reports show, but it's rarely as outrageous as the stuff you are writing. What I see is a guy who's very lonely and reaching out for attention. Just like kids, adults can also get attention by being either good or bad .. you are not going about getting it in a good way, ya know. You come off looking like a nutjob on drugs. Do I think you are insane or messed up on drugs? Nah, your reports are too detailed and center around one fictional town. This is a deliberate thing you are doing to get the attention you feel you must have. You might benefit from some drugs though, maybe it would be a good idea to make an appointment with your doctor .. soon. OK, Robert, he's all yours ......

After calling the appropriate authority after the night of my subsequent attack, I finally now, months later, received an update regarding the results of the investigation. It appears that, to avoid legal trouble, the Boom Boom Room is trying to pay me off by offering me a complementary lifetime membership complete with backstage pass good for unlimited private services. I personally am not sure I will take them up on that offer in exchange for dropping the charges, although it does sound mighty tempting. They have assured me that they have beefened up their security since the last episode. I am interested in hearing from others what they have experienced in recent months at this club, and if things have really changed for the better, before I accept their little "keep quiet" offer!

Peter, It's a shame nobody wants to "bite" on your woeful little tale. Who do you think you are, Brian in Washington who lost his McNugget? Stop wasting ED's bandwidth with this nonsense. I should send Robert in Jacksonville over to give you a good thrashing.

After several months of staying clear of the Boom Boom Room, I revisited their establishment yesterday evening, only to receive similarly bad treatment yet again!!! This time there was a line in the restroom, and unable to wait due to the call of nature, I took my business out to the parking lot. I hopped in the back of my Ford Ranger pick-up truck, and leaned near the edge for a little privacy as I watered the nearby tree. Little did I know, Hotty Toddy and his male counterparts were nearby, snapping photos with their digital cameras and subsequently running up to mess with me. Apparently the mere act of doing one's business turned these froot-loops on, and they tried to get in my pants. I have just about had it with the Boom Boom Room. It used to be a place I enjoyed visiting on a bi-weekly basis; and despite recent events I've given it a few second-chances, and third-chances at that. Well they've finally crossed the line to the point of no return. I encourage all of you, please avoid this establishment unless you enjoy the masochistic treatment that these people offer!

Imagine my surprise when just yesterday, Hotty Toddy himself showed up at my back door with dollar bills in hand, paying me back for the $20 he stole from me, plus an extra $3 for my troubles. I was so pleased that he decided to make things right after this incident which occurred several months ago.