Complaint Review: Kevin Kolack - Internet

This website is laughable. Kevin Kolack is the furthest thing from a scam artist. He is a hard working, intelligent, upstanding American citizen. He does good work. Pays on time. And is very respectful. I don't know who is wasting their time smearing his name, but it was a low class move. I have worked with Kevin for over 5 years and have never had problems with him. He is not addicted to meth. He is not a junkie and he is not a child molester. Those accusations are awful and also laughable. Don't listen to that BS report.

Yeah, that other Diane is so right. Like, I gave that Kevin Kolack Phd guy 900.00 dollars for voice lessons and he told me that there are lots of scams in the acting business but that he wasn't a scam but then when I went to his studio on Park Avenue he took off with my money too and said he owed money on the meth lab he bought from that Hollywood girl who just went to rehab's dealer or something like that. OMG!

Since the NYPD is so DOA I reported him to the FBI and when I was talking to the head of the FBI I saw a poster on the wall that he is on the 10 most wanted list! His whole family is. Even his dog. I asked why and they said that it was becuz he was gay and of all the little boys he was with. But they especially want to capture him because since he is gay he might commit suicide and he has magic sperm that makes people famous when he molests them so they have to study him before that. So people you know like all the bigwigs in Hollywood and even founder of this site might be some of Kevin's victims.

But I said Kevin is too young to have molested all those people when they were little boys and the FBI said that Kevin is really 76 years old but got lots of plastic surgery. Oh yeah, Kevin grew up outside of Atlanta in a town with no traffic light, but he is adopted. His real name is Kevin Karl Kolack because his parents are hippies who thought it would be funny to name the black baby they adopted KKK. What you didn't know he was black? He has that skin thing that Michael Jackson has.

So Kevin changed his middle name to Snoopy and then to Scott because he is stupid and gay. He even got it changed on his birth certificate because he is so sneaky and gay and in the closet and got lessons from the president on how to change a birth certificate. Yes, he knows the president because in college Kevin's minor was Eastern Religions and everyone knows that means he is Muslin. So don't trust him.

Listen, I used to be married to Kevin (SIX times) and I can tell you a few things about him from SOMEONE WHO KNOWS. First, he claims to have been born in America, but he totally wasn't. Seriously, just ask him to post his birth certificate. He won't do it unless you offer him cheetos or a really nice glitter pen. Did I mention he's TOTALLY MATERIALISTIC? Once I paid him $18,000 to teach me caligraphy and he took it all and used it to get homeless people addicted to "The View." He's got a weird thing for Joy Behar, which is more proof that HE IS A MUSLIM.

I still can't write without getting ink all over the edge of my hand. Second, he advocates death panels for anyone over the age of 40. That's so not ok unless they're really fat or ugly or calculus teachers or something. The part about him being a New York taxi driver is real and just more proof that HE IS A MUSLIM.

He says that he has a PhD in chemistry, but that's just his pick up line when he thinks your cute (AND HE NEVER THINKS YOUR CUTE UNLESS YOU'RE JOY BEHAR OR A PENGUIN, BUT NEVER HIS WIFE. NO I AM NOT BITTER.) Honestly, I need to warn you all not to marry him more than once or twice or YOU WILL NEVER LEARN CALIGRAPHY.