I couldn't believe this guy. I met him at a Kung Fu class in Iowa City. He was wearing this $400 Kung Fu suit that was way too small for him like he ran it in the dryer on high for a week. It was all white with a huge yellow scorpion on the back. He said he was given the suit by a Grand Master named Palmecci. He said all the guys called him "Scorpion King" in the gym.
Everyone at the gym got matched up with a partner based on size. Since there were only three other people in the gym, located in the back of the bus station btw, I got matched up with him. Nick is not only bigger than I am, I am a 4'10" female who weighs about 100lbs., he supposedly was a black belt and I was on my first day in class.
He said we were going to start out with a couple simple throws to begin with. He tried to grab me by the boob and I grabbed his hand and gave him a barrel roll that threw him on his back in front of the others. The others started laughing but Nick obviously was not. He told me that I had natural talent but that was a lucky move. He then tried to show me a choke move from behind. I felt him rub up against me and I was uncomfortable with the whole idea so I stomped on his foot, turned around and slapped him and then barrel rolled him again with him ending up on his back again gasping for air and groaning. The others in the gym broke out in hysterical laughter.
I told him I wanted my money back for the class and he said there were no refunds. I told him that was not fair. The others in the gym thought that was kind of shady too. He said, "Fine, if you can do more pull ups than me I will give you your money back." I accepted the challenge. I went first and did 21 pull ups which was my personal best. He got up on the bar and did 19 and a half. Before he got to twenty the guy ripped a huge fart and it was immediately obvious that it was more than a fart by looking at the back of his way too small Kung Fu pants. The "Scorpion King" pooped his pants in front of the rest of us.
I told him I won and wanted my money back. He told me he didn't have any money on him and offered me his navy seal luminox watch instead. I told him I didn't want the watch and wanted my $100 back. He said he would pay me and then told everyone class was canceled because he got called into work. He won't return my phone call now and I still have not got my $100.