Paul
Anaheim,#2Consumer Suggestion
Fri, September 24, 2004
Mei'yetta, you are the first person to do the correct thing! You gave them a fake bank account! Then, you got their toll-free number! Good for you! I suggest we all give them a call! Everybody reading this, stop, write down the number! Call them up! Keep them on the phone for hours! Free grant? Really? You don't say? Well, gee, that sounds like a great deal to me! You know, my aunt Bertha, the one on my father's side was telling me about that the other day. She knows somebody who got a grant for $8,000 and it helped them a lot. Let me tell you about the time my dog dug up a magic bone in the back yard..... Needless to say, I'm on the phone for hours. First, it's the dog bone. Then, I move onto the oil well lease and how I have an infinite supply of gas forever. Then, my free trip from NASA. Before I end the call, I always like to leave things on a high note. I usually try to hook the grant con onto the fake diet pill con. Get the number for the fake diet pills and give it to the fake grant company! Let those idiots spend hours calling each other. One fraud is trying to sell fake grants. The other is trying to sell fake pills. They'll spend hours going back and forth! Great fun! Another popular pastime is leaving the grant number anytime you leave a voice mail message on someone's answering machine. Yes, this is John Myers, and I'm very interested in your ad. Please give me a call at 800-530-4282 as soon as you get in. Ask for the manager, that's me. I put up a paper in my laundramat. Free rent first month, call 800-530-4282. Ask for the manager. Pretty soon, they'll have more phone calls than they know what to do with! Funny thing, though? Nobody seems to be buying the grants! I wonder why? Let's give these nice grant people a call! What do you say? The call is free! Call it a learning experience.