Horizon Organic Milk Poisoned Me, Causing Heart Failure, Chemical Burns, And Death.
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While making travel from the West coast of the USA heading to Florida, I stopped for a while to rest in San Antonio Texas before proceeding further. During my stay there I had some groceries delivered to the hotel and among those items was a gallon of Horizon Organic milk. I opened the milk, it was sealed with the safety seal which I had to break open, and poured one 8 ounce glass of it and drank it. This was circa November 05, 2019.
I immediately began to have symptoms/problems consistent with being poisoned. I had trouble breathing, my stomach became upset, and my throat and mouth felt numb and no longer seemed to work properly. The stomach pain continued throughout the day, and I started to have worse problems with breathing.
I now was wheezing as I inhaled, the act of doing this caused my ears to sense a form of loud whistling, the whites of my eyes became darkened, akin to dark brown, and they became less veinous, as in less blood flow to them. I inspected the container of milk further, and after pouring some more of it out, I saw a black substance that looked to be injected into the milk. This appeared as what looked like a dark vein of marble within a larger white substrate.
In other words some other fluid was placed in there, and it was of differing color, and seemingly density and viscosity were also differing from the larger volume of "Milk". As the day progressed it became more obvious that this was poison, and I could no longer lay down to sleep since for some reason my lungs would not work. Attitude and posture seemed to matter now.
Most of my strength was gone now and doing simple tasks became impossible. I continued my travel later with the hope that this would just pass from my body/system and as I arrived in Florida on November 11, 2019 I continued to have problems from it. Mostly with not being able to catch my breath. I could barely carry my bag where before I never had any problems doing so. Stairs were difficult if not impossible for me to climb and navigate.
As this continued my lymphatic system started to send the toxin into my right leg and after one additional week, it started to burn my ankles and foot and lower parts of my left leg. This ended up getting much worse and finally required medical intervention.
Anonymous
United States#2Author of original report
Mon, June 15, 2020
An odd problem that seems to relate and speaks to the fact this might have been done intentionally and was pre-meditated is the fact that I was living in the same Orlando Florida area hotel in late 2015 or some time in 2016 and a person approached me as I went to travel back to the west coast via Amtrak.
There were two homeless guys, I assume based on how they presented themselves, who looked to be smoking dope. As I stood at the Amtrak platform outside a male dressed in scrubs and/or a nurse uniform approached and came near to me, and asked seemingly to nobody in particular "Do you need me to call an ambulance for you to go to the hospital?" and I asked if he was speaking to me?
He replied yes and my response whas that this made no sense.
That also seems to say that this was somehow planned.
So to content here:
Kids' Paint? Something wrong with the other posters here in this topic for sure. These people know and say too much.
Social Services Child Protective has a history of being involved in violent abuse of me as a child, including medical harm, and the person who worked for the County this was done to me in at the time would say things such as:
Milk Bill Long As Both Your Arms. They were farmers, dairy and beef among other feed stocks.
Something is wrong.
Anonymous
United States#3Author of original report
Wed, May 06, 2020
Given that I have recently learned more things about this problem, and I see what are predictors and harbingers that speak to this situation as related to me in the months prior to the poisoning event, it is now clear to me and others that this was done intentionally and most likely directed at me personally.
There is too much surrounding behavior that would corroborate that fact.
So with that Horizon Organic and now Walmart staff are involved in doing this.
Problems are they won't know who they harmed, if they delivered it to me or someone else, or if I served the milk to anyone other than myself. Problems again on vanity and proof of delivery.
Despite what I had hoped and thought to begin with. Not an accident.
Someone at Horizon prepared the gallon bottle with the toxin placed inside and they tracked and/or marked the item and passed it on to Walmart.
Someone at Walmart made sure to pick that specific bottle and then deliver it to me.
This seems to be certain now.
This is a dangerous game of course.
And I see too many people on the wrong side of it.
Some people are OK with too much.
John and the 2 other of the 3 stooges know too much.
Anonymous
United States#4Author of original report
Sun, April 12, 2020
You even got the wrong questions asked in the wrong order, especially for John.
But overall for John, Robert, and Stacey, all you have done is proven you to be wrong.
I'd ask if there is anything else, but I have all I need. ;-)
Your false claims prove you wrong.
I can look again and find all your other crap I've read over the years that all looks the same way.
As crap. Being as you wasted such time and effort to repeat. Get a life.
Anonymous
United States#5Author of original report
Sun, April 12, 2020
Should have read that one first eh?
AUTHOR: John - (United States)
SUBMITTED: Sunday, April 12, 2020 said:
[...that the exact same photo of a blue leg and foot was used in Report # 1493852. Any explanation for this, OP? Or just more spittle and rage?]
Really? Why is it odd? Or would it be "Spittle and Rage"? The events relate, right?
So for you there is your proof. The Hospital has it. For one. Ouch. But John's bacon is already fried.
I don't dance for John.
But again; You could not figure that out, you became so enraged that someone would complain about being poisoned, or for you this is more dementia and old age? Maybe stress yourself less. Since you don't care why bother at all?
This is too complex for your stupid little brain John.
Only here to look stupid or you had some other reason?
You felt a need to be "The 3rd Stooge"?
Seriously, from what I see of other posts made by Stacey, Robert, and John you all end up doing the same thing.
All the time. This is like boiler plate for you. Spam. It all reads the same way.
That is make claims about others to suppress witness or hope to discredit it, and by that prove you wrong.
I'd call this internet fraud. Want a docket? I will see that you get one.
That is a win. Yes it is. You come here and post nonsense about others that you could not possibly know and reasonably would not assume. That makes you the loser.
John feels a need to want to have me offer proof that he can't see since he won't be willing to see it.
It is already too late for all three of you.
John continues with more of his verbal excrement that only makes him look worse than he already does, considering the puke he has already foisted upon myself and others here. John you are already done. And look the fool for it.
Point for all three of you is that you have lied already, you market far TOO HARD on a problem that you could NOT possibly defend, and make predictive and end game statements offering that you must be right for it all.
No Sale.
And for all of that you had to resort to involve of children, name calling, various forms of insult the victim and in the end, you look the losers that you are. Hogwash.
Why accuse my children John? And why take this so personally?
John: "Hey, OP? Don't bother- if you can't put up, just shut up."
None of that got you to the truth. Did it? And I don't follow your orders or advice. Why would I?
Barring that, MAKE ME. What are YOU going to do to stop me? ;-) You are a joke.
I need to suffer your abuse and insults and slurs beyond you making you look a fool by doing that and speaking falsehood? That being lies about people citing facts you can't have.
Why do you bother?
John goes on to prove he is the pervert and pedo anew with: "Because you're a liar. And a child."
What if that was 1/2 true? ;-) Now what? Pervert.
Liar? Yes your are.
Why bother? I won't respond. I don't talk to liars, criminals, and perverts like you John.
John
Takoma Park,#6General Comment
Sun, April 12, 2020
...that the exact same photo of a blue leg and foot was used in Report # 1493852. Any explanation for this, OP? Or just more spittle and rage?
Anonymous
United States#7Author of original report
Sun, April 12, 2020
So as per Stacey: [Just like the report you filed against the hospital and Drs stating they were committing MURDER?? They gave you Lasix because you are NOT healthy at any means, you were not poisoned and you seem to live in a alternative universe ie: I am the victim and anyone who does not believe me is just stupid.]
I don't mind too much but I see this problem as being this person's and based on their prior behaviour as others can witness here, it really only serves me, but in the end has me just repeating myself for no reason.
The hospital denied medical treatment, misrepresented the problem, as you do here Stacey, and acted to modify the forensic nature of the poisoning event. It happened and law enforcement and other medical people disagree with you Stacey, sorry to say. You are wrong.
The problem is the dishonesty and the criminal nature of turning a potentially fatal accident, OR intentionally homicidal act, into a non-event. As you do here "Stacey". It ends up making it worse, and that is murder.
Accidents then become intentional acts and by that murder. You are guilty of same.
Again to this: [They gave you Lasix because you are NOT healthy at any means, you were not poisoned and you seem to live in a alternative universe ie: I am the victim and anyone who does not believe me is just stupid.]
I was given Lasix since my kidneys had stopped working and I started to retain water. Look at the damage to those legs and consider how they bled from the chemical burns associated with ingesting that poison. There are other things harmed by that including eyes, lungs, my throat and ears, as well as my heart. Since the blood and other tissue was poisoned, this caused systemic harms, as any medical "Expert" such as you could surmise.
To this: [you were not poisoned and you seem to live in a alternative universe]
You say I was not poisoned and have no way to support, defend, prove, or otherwise make such a claim. You are wrong and others who intervened do NOT agree with you. You could not make either claim and at some point when you act stupid and say stupid things then you look stupid. To the point you make that errant statement, I made no such claim.
By the way this seems to be your standard response to those who use this website to voice concerns. As can be seen by your prior abortions of bad advice, mental health agendas and slurs and impossible to make diagnoses, blame the victim crazy sauce, and the other garbage and nonsense and non-fact you foist upon others.
In other words, get a life and do something else. You are for sure part of the problem and NOT part of the solution.
This is really some horrid advice and a want to largely conspire in the event. You belong in prison. So do these people by the way.
You my dear are a fraud.
Stacey again said: [ie: I am the victim and anyone who does not believe me is just stupid.]
No you are not the victim here, I am. And plenty of people are victims of crimes and/or accidents, this is the way of the world. You seem to be the one living in some other ozone layer. I never said anyone was stupid thus far, so that is inaccurate also. Those who don't believe me are wrong. And they are liars, like you are Stacey. And you are a liar and a criminal it seems. Since you look to defend all the wrong in the world in just the way you did here again now.
Stacey again said: [Seek Professional HELP and stop playing the victim card.]
One does not preclude the other. I assume you mean mental health help that is used to discredit my witness and support your want to turn a crime into a non-crime by making false claims that none of this happened, is that it?
I was in ICU for over one week. I have another opinion already, actually peer reviewed opinions, many of them, ALL of which say YOU are wrong and that I AM RIGHT. So. Your story is over. And you have NO witness and never will. Other than what I decide to share with you and tell you. Explain the damage to the legs? Oops.
But you can't see that since you prefer not to, eh?
Stacey again said: [Lasix (furosemide) is a loop diuretic (water pill) that prevents your body from absorbing too much salt. This allows the salt to instead be passed in your urine.]
I was injected with it many times per day in my abdomen and was infused with it largely every day via IV. Has nothing to do with salt really and I don't consume much of that either. Lasix is a diuretic that is used to rid the body of excess water and need not prove to you that I had a salt problem. Your medical logic as is your other logic is worthless. Overall it was done to remove the water and by that toxin that was in my body.
They REALLY should have done dialysis to cleanse the blood and those doing blood draws confirmed that. It also explains why the heart medication they hoped would stabilize my heart was not working. Blood poisoning. Which came along with damage to the other tissue, notably my stomach, and chest.
But again other doctors intervened. Proving both they and you wrong Stacey. But since you were not there, and assuming you did "Reach Out" to the hospital, your offer that now you can claim that and then make false claims related to that non event, proving you right and me wrong since you "Reached Out" to them, is of course absurd. They won't talk to you about my care. Only I can do that. Or if you want approach the Police, get a warrant, and see me in court. Care to join me there? Maybe you won't have a choice?
Stacey again said: [Lasix is used to treat fluid retention (edema) in people with congestive heart failure, liver disease, or a kidney disorder such as nephrotic syndrome. Therefore you are not in great shape moron]
Use of it would not disprove a claim that someone ingested poison. Or contraindicate its use when some other event caused the body to retain water. Maybe I had PMS? ;-) And it would not have to be the best way to convince the body to start shedding water. The water is there to protect the body from the toxin it is aware is in there. I am not the moron so far, you are Stacey.
You can't reverse diagnose and disprove an extrinsic event based on finding fault with what medicines were used and how and why. You invert the Hospital's problem to blame the victim. Perfect vanity trap for you on it all. Eh loser?
There wrong doing, as with your mental health slurs, do not prove me wrong. It proves you wrong now.
It matters what the facts are, and what cause and effect and outcomes are. One would say that partly you are right, since forcing the water and with that poison, out as they did ran the risk of harming the bladder and kidneys. Yes?
This IS the problem and you trip on it here. They did it wrong and those doing it were removed, this was discussed of course and I said that. Where were you Stacey?
Again Stacey said: [They gave you Lasix because you are NOT healthy at any means,]
Not after ingesting poison, no, this is the point. Before that I was, and you can't dispute that either.
Your "Silver Bullet" via Lasix does not prove me wrong. It proves you and them wrong.
Again keep in mind I was there. So far you know nothing and are not able to witness what you do see. Or read that is. I guess the burns to the legs and feet, dessication and dead skin on feet and legs, means I imagined that? Funny.
And the bleeding? Hmmm? Visible damage to my eyes? Hmm?? Odd.
Did you look that up on the internet? Copy and paste that in here making you the "Expert". I'd say Lasix can be used in other events where the kidneys have stopped working, damage to them is one way that goes on, and I'd say that as for what went on with the legs, this is body's natural response to being infused with toxin. It makes sense to me.
I know what happened, you don't. It could also be that hospital was wrong to begin with, but I already said that. Hospital admitted that and we had to use new doctors.
So sorry to say, you are wrong my dear. And you have no witness to make such rash, wild, exaggerated, inaccurate, abusive, disrespectful, callous, criminal, negligent, thuggish, and moronic claims Stacey. Why bother?
People who don't believe me are blind at a minimum, but for you and in some other cases you prove to us that YOU ARE stupid. You prove that. As you just did. You are a dangerous fool Stacey.
You can NOT defend or PROVE one thing you said. And you'd tell someone after spending over one week in a Hospital's ICU that you know better what went on there than they did. Wow, you are a fool Stacey.
Why does a moderator here even bother to read beyond rejecting your foolish and factually inaccurate slurs and faux claims? Who cares what YOU think? Why do they bother?
How many people died because of this, do you know Stacey? Where do you fit into that now since it would be a larger public health problem that you allow to move forward by obstructing and tampering with and by that offer witness suppression and intimidation etc? You conspire with the hospital in effect.
Ad Hominem does not defend you or them or the event. You might be better to claim that I was never born, that as such I typed all of this living on Mars, that I murdered the cat you don't own, since you don't know me, and you were not there to witness it. Makes as much sense as the rest of your loser rant you made here. Fool.
I think you drank the Kook Aid, maybe have some milk, cheers loser!
I won't bother to respond to your worthless slurs beyond this final dialog, proving you wrong now also.
You did not need to go there Stacey but you did. So now you are leaving.
You can talk to the Police now, since I will be seeking to have YOU prosecuted for what you've done here.
I think you've gone too far really.
Good Luck.
John
Takoma Park,#8General Comment
Sun, April 12, 2020
"I won." Which means there's only one thing left to do: wait for him to cite evidence (like a court docket number) that he won anything, anywhere. Of course, we're never going to see this. Instead, we'll get "it's none of your business" (posted to a public site) or "you must work for the doctors" or something along those lines. The OP is a total fraud an he knows it, which is why when he comes back to post again it will be with zero proof of his claims, just more spittle worthy of a child and accusations against the people who don't buy his ridiculous story without proof.
Hey, OP? Don't bother- if you can't put up, just shut up. Of course you won't- I expect at least several more paragraphs of "you're the loser" and "I could give you proof but you don't deserve it and I don't wanna" instead. Because you're a liar. And a child.
Stacey
Texas,#9Consumer Comment
Sun, April 12, 2020
Just like the report you filed against the hospital and Drs stating they were committing MURDER?? They gave you Lasix because you are NOT healthy at any means, you were not poisoned and you seem to live in a alternative universe ie: I am the victim and anyone who does not believe me is just stupid.
Seek Professional HELP and stop playing the victim card.
Lasix (furosemide) is a loop diuretic (water pill) that prevents your body from absorbing too much salt. This allows the salt to instead be passed in your urine.
Lasix is used to treat fluid retention (edema) in people with congestive heart failure, liver disease, or a kidney disorder such as nephrotic syndrome. Therefore you are not in great shape moron
Anonymous
United States#10Author of original report
Fri, April 10, 2020
The Fool Robert makes the mistake of quoting another fool to defend him being a fool.
Robert, you are done already. And defend yourself and stop hiding behind others.
Robert Said:
["Probably stuck at home, nothing to do, so decides to invent a Ripoff Report post for attention. The effort you put into this is just plain sad."
Amen to that.....]
None of that proves me wrong, or Robert or John right does it? For John and Robert, why involve children in it?
Stuck at home, maybe, I could also still be in the hospital. Again none of that defends your wrong doing here.
You already made false claims related to death. So Robert is done.
Since he can not respond to what I said, since it proves him wrong and me right. There is no defense for it.
None really for John's words here either, is there?
Doctors agree with me. But you never asked did you?
And the harm is accurately stated and proven as shown to you here.
Explain the blood and tissue damage John?
Why feel a need to defend all the wrong in the world by blaming victims?
Do you prowl around hospitals also and kill people to protect those who harmed them?
Just wonderin'
Why obstruct in the crimes? Or make them what they are now, crimes?
YOU turned what might have been an accident into a crime. But to both of you as per your defenses, why bother here at all? What is in it for you? Why do YOU bother coming here????
Thanks !
Anonymous
United States#11Author of original report
Fri, April 10, 2020
John said: "another bored loser"
Wrong on both John. Not bored, and a for sure I am a winner. I won this one too. Beauty of that is that you won't know any of it at all. As you prove here.
John said: "Probably stuck at home, nothing to do, so decides to invent a Ripoff Report post for attention."
Probably? You sound so sure of yourself, now it is a matter of chance? Speaking of loser.
John said: "The effort you put into this is just plain sad."
Is it John? How much effort was placed into this? I can do this in my sleep and mostly dead. Problem is that you can't, learn to type, slow ped.
Speaking of that effort, why waste YOUR time being the insulting fool that you are, and then waste time of those who need to moderate and actually read your garbage to have it appear here, John? Why bother them?
Speaking of moron. You sir are one.
John said: "No family? No friends to talk to online? No movies to watch or books to read? Pathetic."
I don't know, you tell me John. Since you seem to know it all. Where are my family and friends? Are they missing? Have you seen them lately? Maybe in the trunk of your car, or in your kid's sand box?
I needed to ask you next time when I need more information about things I don't know about, since they are things that you could not possibly know about. Right moron?
John said: "They are really coming out of the woodwork these days."
I won't fit there. Why so irate John? Who stole your birthday these days? :-)
John said: "Get a life, OP. And wash your kids' paint off your feet. Moron."
Life, I have one. Why do I need another? Is the paint red? Explains the other problems related to it, paint would not do that really. I'd say you are blind also John.
Beyond that speaking of kids, use yours and their blood. Give them some milk John, you perverted pedo you. ;-)
Why bother coming here at all? You seem to enjoy the pain really, akin to not liking the Opera and going to the Opera all the time, hmmmm? Moron is right, you are one.
Probably eh? Seems you know what your problems are, no point bothering to come here to look a fool for it and blame others for your situations John. Being: No friends, no family, no job, no skills, no brain, no ethic, no spine, no money, no car, no reason to live, no sense of right or wrong, not able to read, a babbling lunatic, a fraud, a fool, and illiterate to boot.
You are one friend I don't need. Speaking of morons. I doubt you have any either, not that this matters to me as of now. You surely could understand why. Since you were able to type something despite your want to cite that as being a Herculean effort on your part. Ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!
Do you folks John do this to all the reports made by people? Just wondering.
Robert
Irvine,#12Consumer Comment
Fri, April 10, 2020
Probably stuck at home, nothing to do, so decides to invent a Ripoff Report post for attention. The effort you put into this is just plain sad.
Amen to that.....
John
Takoma Park,#13General Comment
Fri, April 10, 2020
Probably stuck at home, nothing to do, so decides to invent a Ripoff Report post for attention. The effort you put into this is just plain sad. No family? No friends to talk to online? No movies to watch or books to read? Pathetic. They are really coming out of the woodwork these days. Get a life, OP. And wash your kids' paint off your feet. Moron.
Anonymous
United States#14Author of original report
Fri, April 10, 2020
But Robert I think to be fair, no point making jest of it since some people do use this website to express and share important concerns.
As designed and intended.
Maybe you drank the milk? Or was it Kool Aid? Grape was it?
Amen on that.
Anonymous
United States#15Author of original report
Fri, April 10, 2020
Robert Said: >> There is only one person I am aware of that died and rose from the grave. For some reason I don't think you are him.
Actually then that proves you as wrong. Many people end up dead and have medical doctors re-start their heart, intervene on fatal events and conditions, and otherwise put people back into the world of the living.
One does not imply the other, that being: I made no such claim to be Jesus, and was there another more credible way for you to offer to discuss this problem? Without being a bigoted fart in a bottle, Robert?
From my OP: [In other words some other fluid was placed in there, and it was of differing color, and seemingly density and viscosity were also differing from the larger volume of "Milk"]
Robert Said: >> So of course you kept the milk as proof.
Of course. All done to make you look good. Right?
[I continued my travel later with the hope that this would just pass from my body/system and as I arrived in Florida on November 11, 2019 I continued to have problems from it.]
Robert Said: >> Interesting, most people would actually go to the hospital if they think they were poisoned and had health issues. You instead decided to travel on.
Most people? Really why? Prove that. What was told to me? Prove that. Why ask now, maybe wait till April 01 of 2022?
So then joke is on you again or anew. Symptoms became worse later, others indicated this might be less serious than it was. But overall I'd ask you and then you could find fault with me and make no effort to help if I did end up passing out and on, right? Robert?
Robert Said: >> What did the doctor say you had when you went to get finally get treated?
Doctor(s), being they, I talked to many. Essentially agreed with me and acted on what I've indicated here. Without acting like a fool as you do BTW. We should have consulted you then and you could kill everyone in jest. Ha ha. Ha.
Robert Said: >> I'd say you were about a week too late for this report. It would have been much better suited for April 1st.
Right Bobby, we can cite that at your funeral. Cheers on that. I'd say nobody cares what you think then.
Thanks for showing us here what a fool you are for it all.
I could have done it months before that to make you look worse. Maybe Feb 14th or Easter.
Speaking of "Brotherly Love".
But overall:
The point is they had to intervene, if left untreated, the body would not have been able to remove and correct the problem. So the event was fatal and the toxin is/was lethal.
That and I had to intervene. So even worse.
That took expertise. In other words no, not a joke. But you likely knew that already right?
You seem to miss all the important points.
But then again you never asked what happened overall and maybe I was dead? Right? But no need to talk to you about it since this is all a joke for you. When your heart stops beating for any reason then just stay dead since you'd not want to be Jesus is what you claim. Egads. You are misguided dude.
There are many events here. They are not one atomic act or action. And this was a progression of knowledge, or collection of same, actions by me and others, and things that happened as a result of ingesting this.
It did not belong there. So story largely ends there.
Do you understand the ramifications of that? Or does your religious prejudice blind you and mandate your abusive response here and now?
Are you always this critical of others who get harmed needlessly and end up needing someone to save their life?
You are one disturbed individual sir.
I was led to believe that this might be ok and it would just pass and I'd be OK. That was wrong. So based on that I moved forward. But really Robert I do all of this to make fun of you eh? ;-)
People make mistakes Robert. Could be others and/or me. Are you perfect? Or just finding fault with them and now yourself for it all? ;-)
What is it that you are disputing? Do your legs get that way when you drink milk? Likely not.
So what is the problem? Maybe ask nicely next time?
What WAS your point? Did you have one? Or are you only here to offer abuse, sarcasm, and specious dialog/questions that seem to be devoid of merit in total?
Your response, since you likely are too callous and blind to glean that from my reply to it, is to be fair, needlessly hostile and unfair.
Jesus? Who cares? Your faith here is bad and all I need. Eh? Bobby??
Did you see Jesus rise from the grave after someone removed his head? Now you rely on that to lose yours?
Ha. Joke is right. Being it is on you.
Oh ye of little faith Robert!
God, yes, someone got hurt and you have no reason to make fun of them for it now either.
Missed another date with destiny Robert. Maybe next year eh? Mark your calendar and maybe for you April 01 falls on a Friday the 13th. HA ha ha ha ha.
Robert
Irvine,#16Consumer Comment
Fri, April 10, 2020
There is only one person I am aware of that died and rose from the grave. For some reason I don't think you are him.
In other words some other fluid was placed in there, and it was of differing color, and seemingly density and viscosity were also differing from the larger volume of "Milk"
So of course you kept the milk as proof.
I continued my travel later with the hope that this would just pass from my body/system and as I arrived in Florida on November 11, 2019 I continued to have problems from it.
Interesting, most people would actually go to the hospital if they think they were poisoned and had health issues. You instead decided to travel on.
What did the doctor say you had when you went to get finally get treated?
I'd say you were about a week too late for this report. It would have been much better suited for April 1st.