I arrived at the Belfair, Washington McDonald's Restaurant on Friday evening, February 17, 2017, and ordered then consumed two of the newly-introduced "Mac Jr." sandwiches, and within apx. 90 minutes thereafter, I tragically began feeling the telltale symptoms -- and later-on the resultant devastating after-effects -- of dreadful foodborne illness. Sans the all too well-known classic gory food-poisoning progression details, just let me say that none of it was pretty, to be absolutely certain. The ugly outcome was highly-debilitating: I became so increasingly ill, nauseous, and weak, that I had to resign myself to nearly constant occupation of my bathroom ….. taking-up residence and suffering on the toilet for hours-upon-hours -- disabled and wracked with stomach-cramping and attendant severely agonizing pain and unrelenting intensive nausea ..... the likes of which I have not experienced for as long as I can remember. Following a few days of appetite loss, electrolyte-replacement-therapy, general weakness, upset stomach, sore-abdomen, and overall lethargic malaise, I was able to finally recover from the severe extreme ravages of the vile toxic event and its disgusting horrible aftermath.
In order to add insult-to-injury -- as if the food-poisoning episode wasn't bad enough already --