Young man shows up at my house . Gives a whole song n dance about how the co he works for helps keep his kind(his words,not mine)out of trouble.Sez he's from Brooklyn,NY but him an his co-workers are staying in a hotel in Mount Pocono,Pa(about 38 miles away).Hmmm...started wondering about all that...
Anyway,he goes on to scrubbing my concrete patio clean and spraying this 20x citrus cleaner on his shirt that he used a permanent marker on to show how it removes the stain.Well,I didnt buy it but the missus did.She paid 40 bucks for a bottle of piss that wont even clean crayons off a fridge.
Tried calling the number on the bottle.Can't understand a word they sayin.Emailin em is a joke.
Lesson learned,next time someone I dont know is at the front door I'm realeasing the hounds an grabbin my shotgun.